So who am i really?! Interviewed by my best friend Sean aka Zharikov...
So, you are the infamous Newbie, huh?
Indeed i am...
So why "Newbie"?
Honestly, SaL was started to be the protectors of the underdogs, so i started a new account (aka Newbie) to create a master sergeant on purpose just to throw it in people's face when they got beasted by me...
So i am guess you like to "beast" on people?
Of course i do...What better than that?
Maybe...have a life?
Haha says the guy that plays WOW for hours on end...
This interview isnt about me...So why did you create SaL?
It was more of a fluke, and honestly I brought it back from the dead because i didnt feel like changing my name...and I felt bad for those members left just floating with no home to go to...
Aren't you just the modern day Robin Hood...I heard on the street that you are gay...?
Only on the weekends for your sexy ass...its so hard to resist so much...Sometimes i dream about you in a red silk thong...
Then i wake up and throw up...
You secretly want me...
Indeed I do...
So what plans do you have for SaL's future?
Well in the mean time, I am trying to get great members into SaL that are dedicated and love the game as much as I do...So far we have a great crew...I love my homies...Then its off to take over Game battles...and hopefully I can either pull off a sponsorship or save up enough to send some of these kids off to an MLG tourny... I guess give them something we all wish we could have done...But until then, make sure they have fun since we all hate real life sometimes, SaL is my family with no worries...
ZzZzZz...Are you done yet? Do you think you are a superhero or summin?
Sometimes I would compare my self to Jesus...But he is too good at selling those oranges...Makes me feel tiny...
Thats racist...What would Allah think?
Not sure, I think he is a bit busy with those Virgins...
Would you blow yourself up for 72 Virgins?
Umm...Id have to pass...Never know if they were men or not. Stop getting off track loser...
Do you think you are pressured a lot as SaL leader?
Of course! it takes a lot of time and effort to keep SaL going. Not only that, I try and take the time to show my effort towards all my members, with 35 members and counting, its hard to keep track of anyone or even have time to myself...Its like a girlfriend x 35...
So, about the girlfriend thing...how is the poor un-nameable?
Not bad...i guess? things are going well and I do really like her...
You sir are an idiot...
Why is that?
Chasing a girl with a boyfriend...I speak for us all when we say we would kick your ass...
Like you could...
Touche...Well played sir...What is your next step for SaL?
Get our name out there and get us some fun times rolling...
Fun times you mean...
Yes...
You mean...
YES!!
Oh ok...gotcha...wait...ewwww??
Not that you dumbass...I mean some great games vs. other clans and show people SaL aint no joke...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What?
Nothing, she already been told twice!
I told you that one you loser...
Your mom...
LOL!
Any last words for SaL?
Love ya bitches!
