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What turns you on? Pwnstar of course!

Postby SaL NewBie on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:57 am

As your second installment of "Getting to know your SaL's", I have taken the liberty to get down and "Dirty" with our one and only Pwnstar!

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Why did you choose to join SaL?

because i was pursued endlessly by no other than SaL Newbie and i was looking for something way more serious than my other clan

LOL! arent you still being pursued now?

haha story of my life.

You gotta admit tho...this Newbie you speak of is pretty convincing

haha no comment.

Bah...Well, now that you found SaL, what do you like most about it?

the people. halo isnt fun unless you can make retarded jokes and ask people about how big their balls are and not be judged lol

haha...So about that...Why do you like balls so much?! I bet everyone wonders...

i enjoy a nice set of testicles because i like how they feel on my tongue and on my lips and in my hands on my face. ahem. next question sir.

hmm...hold on brb...gotta go to the bathroom for 30 seconds...

30 seconds? thats it?

What can I say? I am talented... but enough about me! So you say you love the people...by people do you mean NEWBIE?!

i didnt say person, i said people!

YOU CANT DENY IT!

haha whatever! you're the one denying that you're my asian twin!

sorry i am not asian...asian are short and run around with peace signs shouting at giant lizards... But tell me, why are asians so good at games? do you guys have special powers like some jedi mind trick shit going on?

haha its in my genes that i should be awesome at video games. come on look at koreans and starcraft and the japanese with bukkake...well its not really a game but it can be wink wink

WOW! I think the local camp grounds will need to give you a commision check...cuz you sure are pitching a few tents...

i have that effect on people.

And although bukkake seems like fun...Is it your cup of tea?

honestly ive never experienced it. altho it seems like it'd require a nice set of goggles. i dont want that shit in my eyes

Well you are asian...not much can get into those...How do you play halo with such small eyes?!

i can focus extremely well and i have a very large tv. what do you use to blind an asian person!? DENTAL FLOSS

lol I thought the question to that answer is "What is thicker than an asian guys penis"?

hahaha its weird b/c my last bf was half asian and he had a rather large one. next question, sir!

So, lets get to know you a little better...Whats your favorite color?

blue!

If you were on a deserted island, and you had to take one person from the clan, who would you take and why?!

does this island have plenty of food-items?

Is that a requirement?

its something i'd like to know before i answer.

Well give us both...With and without

ok, if there was no nourishment on the island, i would bring Halokid so i could benefit from his large body. Isn't he eating all the time? hence i would turn into a cannibal and live for quite a while!

LOL! ouch...We all love halokid! how could you do such a thing?! BUT how about with food?

haha think about it, its a logical answer. if there is somebody larger in size than halokid please notify me and i'll change my answer.

and with food?

if there was food, im not too sure who i'd bring.

Oh well thats no fun...

im sorry.

So any last words for SaL?!

umm i love you all and halokid im sorry? lol, we Suck at Losing!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: What turns you on? Pwnstar of course!

Postby SaL Motivation on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:58 am

yes we do
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Re: What turns you on? Pwnstar of course!

Postby SaL NewBie on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:01 am

SaL Motivation wrote:yes we do


what?!
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Postby SaL l ShAke l on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:34 pm

lose , thas a word i havent heard in a wile.
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Postby SaL NewBie on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:06 pm

cuz we never talk about it when you make us lose
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Postby SaL GRAF on Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:59 am

Sherry, you mentioned bukkake twice in that interview - lol For some reason I really wanna take a trip to Tokyo now. :D Or maybe Maryland. lol jk <3
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Postby SaL Pwnstar on Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:10 am

lol! i only recall saying it once?
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Postby SaL NewBie on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:57 am

you mentioned it then i mentioned it
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Postby SaL GRAF on Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:35 am

"on the whole, preperation H feels good" lol yea I'm color-blind I guess. :geek:
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Postby SaL BRavo on Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:36 am

alpha is bigger than halokid ill bet a weeks salary on it! only 14.. 5'-11" 210 lbs
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Postby SaL GRAF on Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:29 pm

Ur lying.
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Postby SaL BRavo on Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:33 pm

nope, all of my brothers are big. our brother nick is 6'-4" and his senior year he was 235 lbs of muscle. linebacker. i am the runt. 6'-3" 220lbs
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Postby SaL NewBie on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:01 pm

WTF? Are you guys amazonian?
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Postby SaL BRavo on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:04 pm

NO irish and american indian. alpha's last name is quinn. and mine is peace. different fathers.
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Postby SaL GRAF on Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:27 pm

my last name is Squanto.
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Postby SaL NewBie on Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:56 pm

my last name is running wolf :-D
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Postby SaL halokid on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:46 pm

excuse me... im going to kill myself now :cry: :cry: :cry: :|
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Postby SaL Pwnstar on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:14 pm

SaL halokid wrote:excuse me... im going to kill myself now :cry: :cry: :cry: :|


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Postby SaL GRAF on Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:33 pm

Halokid, are you seriously mad that the hottest girl in SaL, wants to be stranded on an island with you?! Honestly, just imagine what kind of kinky crazy shit you'd be introduced to before you were eaten!! Now, I'm not saying, these unspeakable things would happen within the first month or so...but after awhile your young, pre-teen body would begin to look like mine in her eyes. lol :D Anyhow after the de-flowering, you'd be so enthralled with what had just happend, You probably wouldn't even notice she's cut off both your legs, and started roasting them over the fire.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :twisted:
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Postby SaL Pwnstar on Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:00 pm

SaL GRAF wrote:Halokid, are you seriously mad that the hottest girl in SaL, wants to be stranded on an island with you?! Honestly, just imagine what kind of kinky crazy shit you'd be introduced to before you were eaten!! Now, I'm not saying, these unspeakable things would happen within the first month or so...but after awhile your young, pre-teen body would begin to look like mine in her eyes. lol :D Anyhow after the de-flowering, you'd be so enthralled with what had just happend, You probably wouldn't even notice she's cut off both your legs, and started roasting them over the fire.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :twisted:


LOL <3 you shawn. that was awesome.
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Postby SaL NewBie on Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:06 pm

indeed well thought out...makes me wonder what you do in your day
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Postby SaL halokid on Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:13 pm

u know what no comment
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Postby SaL GRAF on Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:23 pm

I write horrific scenarios for day-time soaps. lol
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Postby SaL L Rat3d on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:16 am

Yo I seriously love that pic pwnstar has on her myspace. This one:

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Postby SaL Pwnstar on Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:51 am

lol my cyclops one? you're too kind. that one's a good two years old!
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